At times I feel I am the only one who can’t sleep at 2 am because one of the female guinea pigs just broke into heat and is trying to rumblestrut/mount against everyone else in the cage
AND
that within 15 minutes I can guess which girl it is.

Mu-Xi had her heat cycle start last night.
Mu-Xi is on the BOTTOM of the hierarchy.
Meaning: Mu-Xi has NO rights.

Her humping bursts are short and with gaps in between because all of the other girls aren’t going to even humor her.

Grunt.