Dismal was in the shower. Tom and I were at the computer looking through Fab.com in the jewelry section. Tommy saw something that looked metal and cylindrical. He starts pawing at the screen excitedly. His other foot gets on the keyboard and starts scrolling the page.

“INTERNET> GET OFF THE INTERNET, TOM!!!!”
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“Ok, look honey, your laser pointer is downstairs. I’ll make sure to tell daddy when he gets out of the shower”